SAM HUNT

thedailywhat:

McKILL IT WITH FIRE of the Day: In the second installment of their ongoing series Will They Build It?, the food-crazy (or possibly just plain crazy) folks at Eating The Road document their successful attempt to persuade employees at a random McDonalds to construct the most heart-heinous menu mashup known to man.

How many times have you been at McDonald’s staring at the board wondering which poor animal to consume. Should you get the cow, the pig, the fish, the chicken or the wee baby chicken? No longer shall you have to decide (we here at ETR try to make all your decisions easy). Behold the mother of all McDonald’s burgers (and possibly the most expensive): “McDonald’s Big McSausage Egg Surf & Turf Mac.”

This McMonstrosity will set you back $7.71 (incl. tax) and countless Weight Watcher points. ETR offers a friendly suggestion for how to best make use of your change:

You’d  probably do yourself some good to use the remaining $2.29 on some antacids…or better yet, put it towards a defibrillator.

Bon appétit!

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